"Manfred"
sung to the theme from the Flintstones

Manfred
We love Manfred
He’s the techie guy here at UE
From the town of Wadesville
He’s part of our school history

He helps solve Sue’s problems all the time
He makes our coffee really fine

Manfred
We love Manfred
He knows this place from A to Z
Manfred
Mighty Manfred
He’s out stayed many vp's

He thinks UE is number one
Never thought that email would catch on.

Manfred
We love Manfred
Have a yabba dabba doo time
A dabba doo time
You have a gay old time.